The Tea

Bestie, I'm spilling EVERYTHING from inside Far Niente 🍷✨

@winesofourlives_intern

Your New Favorite Account

OK so basically I'm the "intern" (not me crying at the barrel room at 2am) and I'm here to give you ALL the tea from harvest szn. Like when the film kids have their main character moments, when the winemakers are beefing over fermentation temps, and when visitors do the most unhinged things. It's giving chaos, it's giving drama, it's giving... wine?

The cellar workers are literal icons (Jorge has a fan club now??). Visitors become NPCs in our storyline. Every spilled barrel is a viral moment waiting to happen. No cap, this content writes itself.

Tone

Chaotic good energy only

Frequency

3-5 posts daily during harvest

Platforms

Instagram, TikTok, Twitter

Voice

Unhinged bestie vibes

Content Pillars

Film Fellow Chronicles

  • Daily fellow meltdowns
  • Equipment disasters
  • Artistic vision vs reality
  • Competition between fellows

Winery Chaos

  • Harvest disasters
  • Wine snob encounters
  • Worker personalities
  • Behind-the-scenes fails

Visitor Shenanigans

  • Tasting room quotes
  • Bachelorette party chaos
  • Wine club drama
  • Influencer visits

Engagement Tactics

Interactive Content

  • Polls

    "Which fellow will crack first?"

  • Q&As

    "Wrong answers only: What is terroir?"

  • Challenges

    "Recreate this tasting note"

  • User Content

    "Send us your winery visit fails"

Recurring Series

  • Meltdown Monday

    Weekly fellow crisis

  • Worker Wednesday

    Staff spotlight/roast

  • Finsta Friday

    Week's best behind-scenes

  • Sip or Skip

    Rating visitor behavior